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20-foot Polar Bear and a Tanker of Vaseline

By admin | June 26, 2008

My dream occupied multiple points of view.  I was in car with some other guys and we were speeding down the road.  Someone was after us and wanted to stop us, I knew that someone was before us as well.

Next I was at the place up the road that was preparing to stop the car.  I knew that there were a bunch of crooks in it, but I don’t know what they’d done.  I just knew we had to stop them and the roadblock would do the trick.

Then I was in the car again.  Up ahead, in the middle fo the road a gi-normous polar bear laid across the road.  He must have been 20 feet tall and hugely wide.  He covered the road completely and we all in the car knew we were going to hit it.  Which we did.

Then I was inside the “polar bear” which looked strangely like a control room or inside a space ship or something.  The three men from the car filed into the room, they were under arrest.  We explained to them that they’d run their car into a tanker truck filled with Vaseline which had just plummeted into the lake below and that we’d be pulling their company’s license..?

Topics: Car Chase, Eighteen Wheeler, Polar Bear |

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